Top 10 Jokes of the Week

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.